Finally resolved....... So this Egg and this Chicken are going at it pretty fast and furious in bed and suddenly the chicken groans, rolls over and lights up a ciggy, looking very content. The egg rolls to the other side and says & Well, that answers that question; Humour is the most ephemeral artistic quality. It is a world that cannot become dated because it has never existed. Reality continues to ruin my life. It's not the pace of life I mind. Its the sudden stop at the end I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck. THE BEST PRESENT DON'T COME IN [BOXES ] Things are never quite as scary when you ve got a best friend. "True friends are hard to come by...I need more money." &There is more to this world than just people, you know To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again. In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then its probably not worth knowing anyway. "Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?" Theres never enough time